Here's my contribution to the "pit bulls are good dogs" argument.

Look, is it a Pitbull, or a Staffy? Cus those two are NOT the same thing.

Damn straight.

And I'm sick of my chosen self-presentation being labeled "plastic".
It's genuine leather, I'll have you know.

ok but imagine one of these scans on a ballerina's feet

mmmm hmmmm, awwww yeah

*Spoilers in here*

I see your Carly Rae Jepsen cover and raise a Sara Bareilles live cover.

Fuck.
The.
Patriots.

That is all.

There needs to be a dating site just based on your bookshelves. Could you imagine? "You and user Bookluver86 have a 92% compatibility rating because of your shared interests in: KURT VONNEGUT, NEIL GAIMAN, JULES VERNE. Message user?"

And, oh my gosh, have you seen the way the men in offices dress these days? All those clingy polo shirts and flat front pants, leaving nothing to the imagination. Not even a jacket to cover things up a bit. And I don't have to tell you what happens when fall comes and they all break out the v-neck sweaters.

No fair! They slimmed down Red!!!!!! NOBODY tells Janeway how much she can Janeweigh, NOBODY!!!!

SCIENCE!

All I can say, is if this is the grossest thing you have ever seen, you have not explored the internet very thoroughly.

So does this mean I can complain about your crap punctuation and capitalization?

Look, periods ARE gross. Bodily fluids of all kinds are gross. I don't hear anybody waxing poetic about the miracle of life every time they take a shit. It's gross! That's fine, we don't have to be pristine perfect lady flowers all the time, we're allowed to be carnal and physical and gross and real.

What isn't cool is…

HARDCORE ICE-SHOVELING

Mr. Ruby and I still live like we are on our honeymoon, and it works, people!

I would definitely not assume it meant sex. In fact, I think if someone told me they hooked up with someone, I would be more likely to assume it wasn't sex, otherwise they would have said "slept with".