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I was about 30 feet from whoever took the full speed video. This is one of the few times that video doesn’t make cars look slower than in real life. With all the hiding of stretchers from the crowd, I am amazed nobody is as hurt as they could have been. I have always loved that Macau, just like Isle of Man even

It’s very sweet like pineapple and banana with a mild oniony/ sulfuric after taste.

Jackfruit which is a cousin of this tastes WAAAAYYYY better. 

Get the focke-wulf outta here

A cheap FW-190 stand-in for a low budget WWII movie? That would be my guess .

That’s quite the pile of Messershit.

But how the hell does a windshield cost $1,209?

Well the article seems to use a broken windscreen and a damaged tyre to emphasise its case. That, to me, says more about either their driving style, or the quality of the tyres than it does about the car, though. 

Yeah, but that’d require some Roseanne Barr-level amounts of Ambien, and I’m not sure I wanna go there.

8 times? Surely you can’t be serious!

Airplane! 8 times. 

My first car was an Omni that my mom bought without my father’s input (he was a mechanic but they were divorced). It burned oil from the start. Shift linkage broke, rack an pinion self destructed while I was driving and I almost went head on into on oncoming car until adrenalin gave me the strength to turn the wheel,

That's why you have the bats wear hats.

1) This is the smaller version of their 22”.

1) This is the smaller version of their 22”.

The list is lame, don’t bother. I just saved you a few wasted minutes.

or, you know, the article with the headline “Ultimate Driving Playlist Here” could have a playlist in the article.

There is no X

I forgot to suggest these three:

I’m waiting for the Sharknado edition.