Yes.

But I hear it has a nice personality...

Can you drive it with a big cardboard box over it so no one can see you in that hideous thing?

I’d rather have the Golf R.

How do I stop throwing up in my mouth every time I see one?

Hey, are you the guy from the Die Hard commercials of my youth?

Is there a more attractive option, like unsilly?

I’d consider one of these too if there were a body kit delete option.

People will think your car is in the shop so you had to borrow your kid’s ride.

Out of all of the hot hatches, I’ve found the Golf R the best to live with on a daily basis (compared to the Focus RS and STI, plus the lesser brethren).

Is there like, a reverse body kit? Can I un-rice this vehicle?

And a big hello to you too!

Wait, so it didn’t even finish 1st? Pass. Sorry Kristen. Ima have to keep the $8, 3 of which are crispy $1s, in mah wallet.

Its a Puffy Shirt! But I don’t wanna look like a pirate!

What else would “a Montreal native, an artist, screenwriter and music video director who still bartends” wear?

What the hell is she wearing? Giant man jeans and a pirate shirt?

The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

That’ll teach that buck-toothed asshole not to predict an early Spring again.

As a former owner of several of these units, I would recommend staying away. Plain and simple junk. None have lasted much more than a year. Just threw out another one last week because the motor seized.

As a former owner of several of these units, I would recommend staying away. Plain and simple junk. None have lasted…