When I, a white woman, try to talk to white people and tease about cultural preferences or behaviors that we have, I seldom get anyone joining the fun. My husband and I have a great time proclaiming, “White people just love this shit” even when I love that thing. I can’t even use good natured humor to get fellow white…

Every time I go to my mother or sister’s house I weep for the acres of counter top space that they have. I get it.

Well we know what the clapback mailbag will be about this week, How soon before this article goes viral on Fox News? The comments under this should be gold. There was another article written on Medium stating that the last decade was the decade of SWP. Shitty White People. It needs to be read aloud:

You just done paid for site operation for a month with the incelwaffen hate clicks this is gonna generate.

One of the beautiful things about the Trump era is that white folks are now saying the quiet part loud. It’s beautiful because, well guess what fucknuts we can do the same. This is what makes the reactions to the Mailbag so fucking funny is this idea that like Meghan Markle we are supposed to just sit here and take…

“If Mike Espy and the liberal Democrats gain the senate we will take that first step into a thousand years of darkness.”

Me: Warren/Castro 2020!

A good rule of thumb. If you see an exercise being done on Instagram by somebody pretty but cant string a few coherent sentences together dont try that exercise. The amount of fitness garbage on IG is so huge. The same rule applies for nutrition. No more laxatives disguised as tea people.

She’s going to need a strong January. I still feel like she’s probably the second most “electable” of the candidates, but she really needed Sanders to cooperate. And he is not cooperating.

Having two overwhelmingly white, rural states dictate the pace of every single presidential election is getting tired. 

‘Influencer’ is perhaps a bit more nebulous than simply calling these people ‘the world’s sugar babies’, but still a rather large step up from ‘shill’.

I prefer to entertain and be a friend. I don’t want to influence.

She shills, but it’s an embodied shill. That, to me, is what the term “influencer” really connotes. It’s affective labor to the nth degree.

Woman Who Lives And Dies By Branding Says Current Branding Might Kill Her

Dog and cat shelters, foster and adoption agencies should hold fundraiser screenings of this film where everyone is allowed to heckle.

Cats can have little a box office money.

Having seen the musical, it still blows my mind that anyone, anywhere at any point in the world saw it and said “Wow this is good” and that decades later someone for some reason that will never be understood said “We should make a movie out of this, but make it look terrible” and that a studio said “Wow that actually…

i know this movie isn’t “good” per se, but i want it to come to a discount theater near me, eat an edible like Rich, and then just lose my mind

The best-dressed person was the superfan in the 42nd Street Regal Theater wearing Cats (Broadway) cosplay. —Julianne Escobedo Shepherd