Re Watson and Felton, sometimes in life you do make a really good friend who’s of a gender you are sexually/romantically attracted to, and while there might be some of that from time to time it doesn’t get in the way of you being fundamentally good and loving friends. I hope that’s what they have. 

Togo (right next to Ghana). She grew up speaking French. She came to the Chicago area speaking very little English, but in 5 years picked it up by watching “Murder She Wrote” and “Barney Miller.” I actually texted her today when I heard about Angela Lansbury lol.

I used to date this African woman who learned English by watching “Murder She Wrote” and “Barney Miller.” I was at her apartment and saw all these DVDs. It seemed so weird that somebody would learn English by watching 40 year old tv shows. She loved Angela Lansbury. And by the way, she learned to speak English very…

This.  When you are a kid you want the cool characters (though as a spiderman fan I always though venom was overblown after his first two appearances).  As an adult...i want the ridiculous stuff.  The purple man was a D list character and JJ series made him awesome.  I like when some comic writer in the present looks…

”in my old age, I find myself missing all the cheesy stuff I said I hated as a kid”

What about going the same way as the Planet of the Apes reboot. Have an apocalypse and the surviving humans, without all the technology of today, facing the dinosaurs?

Even now, that T-Rex chasing the jeep in the original looks real as shit. They cheated by the benefit of it being at night and in the rain, but damn that was impressive CGI work for nearly 30 years ago.

There is not a single scene in which a dinosaur is killed by a person using a firearm. There are brief shots of dinosaurs (an hour into the movie) attacking and eating people, but no blood and no gore and no closeups. Dinosaurs are NOT bulletproof. Humans are always running into the predators rather than the…

Precambrian Park: “Dad, these bubbling pools smell funny.”

And just like your kitty when the Raptor is done having his tummy rubbed he will bite you hand off and run away

‘Alright men, we’re going deep into enemy territory - time to load out! On the one hand, you could take this standard-issue assault rifle. On the other hand, you can carry this laser-pointer of equivalent size plus this vicious ten-foot carnivorous beast that a) you’ll have to drag around in a cage, b) might get…

“Lewis Dodgson”? An acquaintance of the famous humorist “Samuel Twain”?

Coming soon: Paleozoic Park. A thrilling trilogy in which Chris Pratt must save humanity from being mildly inconvenienced by genetically engineered trilobites.

By the way, for anyone who might know, why are they hiding now that everyone knows that Maisie Lockwood is a clone? I mean it’s not illegal and I don’t really know what the threat to her would be? Actually, wouldn’t she be a billionaire as the sole inheritor of that estate?

velociraptors that can be directed by a laser pointer

“Rumor has it that Spielberg once wanted a Jurassic film to build to scenes involving dinosaurs strapped with rockets, running into battle”

This isn’t a knock on her, but how does wearing makeup in two movies make her at all comparable to Lon Chaney?

Maybe for people of a certain age, they’d know the Wonder Twins, but I doubt that now. People 18-35 are more likely to have watched Justice League and Justice League Unlimited before watching any of the Super Friends shows.

I think among the general public they are probably only known to a very specific age group that remembers the cartoons. I’m more of the Justice League Unlimited generation so I’m personally much more familiar with Martian Manhunter. I’ve not seen the old Superfriends cartoons from back in the day so I’m only vaguely…

As Meilin awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a gigantic red panda. She was lying on her fluffy, as it were lined with fur, back and when she lifted her head a little she could see her furry black belly on top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and…