Make this, but with a bigger bed.

Just bring us the next incarnation of what would have been the Ford Falcon ute!!  I’m not a Ford guy typically, but damned if I would rush to buy as soon as it came out!

“You mean you have to pay money for new cars? I’ll buy a gently used one in a few years.” - a Jalopnik poster before lamenting when Ford stops making them in 2027 due to low sales

“Is a Serial-Killer Gang Murdering Young Men Across the U.S.?”
Just links to Purdue’s marketing page for OxyContin.

Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skies remains unbeaten in the genre for every reason you listed. It’s astounding that the game is over 17 years old. Ace Combat 4 and Crash Bandicoot (Wrath of Cortex) were the two games that came with the PS2 my dad bought for Christmas ‘01. I still have the PS2 and Ace Combat 4. The game is…

Really looking forward to play this.

How soon till Team Ninja makes a Star Wars game? Heck bring back those JVC devs.

Me when people ignore all the awesome close racing and focus solely on the noise:

ours, easy. we headlined it with pictures of geralt for, like, a year. you don’t beat geralt in a rumble. he’s the best brawler in velen, novigrad, and skellige ffs!

Absolutely will not come out this year. And yes, incredibly skeptical. Because if MGSV taught us anything, it’s that Kojima (like Cage) needs an editor. Or at least someone to tell him “no” from time to time.

That’s a great question. I’d say both. The more massively appealing the game, the larger its potential audience. However, in 2017, I asked Jeff Kaplan why he kept insisting that Overwatch wasn’t political. His insistence on that line, which aligns with some people’s calls to “take politics out of games,” made it feel…

death stranding will never come out—at least, in a traditional sense. in 20 years, hideo kojima will reveal one final trailer and then say, “that’s it, you’ve now seen the full game,” at which point he’ll challenge us to piece together a coherent story from all the scraps of madness he’s torn up and tossed into the…

It’s both. I do think the team believes in representing the world as it is lived in, where people of many different backgrounds exist, but you also can’t deny that it makes them a ton of money. That’s capitalism baby.

I’m jonesing for some Warcaft III. Should I play it now or exacerbate the aching by waiting for the remastered version? Will it have the wonderful Rexxar episodes?

Also, can I be ungreyed?

Senran Kagura and smutty Japanese anime games of the like. I enjoy the absurdity. It pleases me. The thought of people being outraged by them makes me giggle. 

My least favorite part of a console cycle is the first year. The games are seldom good and everyone’s arguing about boring specs. I prefer the latter half of a console cycle when developers know the hardware and are focusing as much as possible on their creativity. 

Does not ring a bell.