i will believe that game is coming out when i am holding it in my hands. maybe not eve then.

I am fine with this. Ask Stephen. 

Hahahahahahaha. 

zero percent chance of that, 100 percent chance of oni 2 imo

Mobile games are here to stay, for sure, and I respect them something fierce. I don’t flinch at free to play games with microtransactions. Some of the most popular games of the past decade have been mobile games. That’s something.

That said, not a lot of folks like reading about them, it seems. I’ve written about…

Eurovision

Minimal hardware increases have been my biggest frustration this generation. RDR2's release is a good example of that; it was insane that the Xbox One could have both the best and worst version of a game at the same time.

If it’s another game where you wear wild space armor and shoot aliens does that count as new?

I know.

This isn’t a question but I wish i’d read your review on Xenoblade Chronicles 2 before buying it. You were so right about that game.

It happens to me now and then, and it is always super-awkward for me, because I’m just this guy, you know? 

Before the end of 2018.

It isn’t just one, but I’m partial to the day I required the staff to make sure all of the site’s headlines rhymed. Occasionally I present them the delightful opportunity of doing it again. For some reason they always decline.

I’d like to see more video game websites unionize and put resources (read: money) into news reporting. Sadly, what brings in the most money these days is guides, so that’s been the focus for most outlets.

Does an entire day of headlines count?

Is there an office betting pool going on the number of times Jason will die in Bloodborne?

You’re not a corner or a WR

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

In most instances, when people talk about wanting gender-neutral restrooms, they’re talking about single-use setups where no one is in the bathroom with you. On the other hand, my college has had gender-neutral group bathrooms in all the dorms except the small number of opt-in women-only floors, and it has always been…

Single occupant bathrooms are the way to go