If you strike me down, I will become more powerful then you can possibly imagine.

I thought he looked like John Wayne.

The Real Wall Was In Our Hearts.

The problem appears to be that this game sucks.  

Those Gurren Lagann portraits affected me in a deeper way than I expected

A group of screenshots is not a very useful justification for a game being on a top 10 of the year list.

They aren’t furries without giant fake heads. Wearing a hat with bear or fox ears does not make you furry. So nya. 

I’m a Muslim. I’ve been to Mosque in my youth. So let me blow some minds and say: I have never met anyone who actively advocates for Sharia law who wasn’t looked upon by everyone else in the Mosque as a bit of a scary person.

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

I love Bernie, but, yup. He’s too old for the job.

I’m hoping this logic also applies to Bernie Sanders. The fresh face of the left shouldn’t be someone who looks like George Burns. God, they both have burn in their name.

The nation would have happily voted for Biden last time, but he didn’t want the job. Now that he’s going to be seven hundred next year, I think he’s missed his chance.

“I love him like a brother”- Aaron Rodgers

So basically, he’s having trouble figuring out which shitty plays to call because his all-time great QB keeps calling better ones on the field? That’s not alpha-male, that’s just stupid.

Shouldn't Fox News be evergreen in this category, or have it named after it?

I get that you’re trying to be cute and all but Marshals can put out a fire after it starts. They can’t do shit to protect a drive from a head-strike after it happens.  There also was no meaningful fire, so the first priority was to make sure he was 100% physically ok and to right the car to get him out in the least…

Let’s not forget old school Wheeljack.

Even better on this one:

Um, actually, it’s “pedants.”