ethanol traveled through your bloodstream

You posted this same exact story over two years ago. http://gizmodo.com/3d-printed-machine-gun-folds-and-shoots-endless-paper-a-1643881008

Yeah man, I would do this job for half the money. I could bang out a weeks worth of “content” on my phone while taking a dump one morning.

Good LORD Caseybot, why are you getting paid.