The answer to “where have the tweeters gone” is ultimately that the Twitter experience, on balance, is a negative one and you’re ultimately going to realize that “hanging out on twitter” is a bummer and that you’re happier when you do other things.

Cheesecake Factory and Panera are not upscale, pal.

Now here’s a guy who has definitely been to New York and whose opinions are based on the lived experience. Thanks for staying the fuck out of my town. 

Pierce County, Alaska? Thats Pierce County, Washington is what I think you meant.

Speaking as an American, I think I and my fellow American citizens have forfeited any right to criticize anyone else’s government.