Damn, look at my Broncos...not one, but TWO Bad QB Performances of the Week this season!

Counterpoint: 90% of life is showing up.

The other 10% is not being black and desecrating da flag, da troopz, da iggle, d’amerikuh...

it is so very strange to see Trevor Siemian being exactly the same quarterback he was at Northwestern, but for the Broncos

behold, Imitation Quarterback-Like Product: Because You Need Someone To Snap The Football To

“So don’t make in the water?”

he’s from Mississippi. That’s drinking water.

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

Just gotta keep choppin’.

I think I see where he was going with this.* When the bands, the big rings and circles are out at sea one gets hurt. When the bands or circles are around a player’s neck Aqib Talib will grab them.

*Like Chuck Pagano I too jumped off my house today and hit my head something fierce, so the interpretation might be a…

Waaaait a minute. This guy isn’t even a real coach. He’s just a guy Irsay hired because he says crazy things that blows his mind when he’s on an opioid induced stupor, isn’t he? It all makes too much goddamn sense now.

Andrew Luck’s not coming back is he?

and pretty much to a person they are white people was pretty unrelenting. Like do they have zero diversity in there for the good production jobs?

At least you noticed.

I was thinking the same thing and had the additional thought of, “Oh wow, it is ALL MALE.” I was hoping one gal had somehow snuck in, but nope. I didn’t see the CBS one, just the FOX as reference. I will venture to guess that it was all dudes though.

I dont think it was meant to be in-your-face anti-diversity.

Like the thing I got was these lovely and loving families were benefiting from the success of their family members - success breeds rewards and happiness - but it was hard looking at this wall of whiteness to not think that it looked like a gated community of opportunity. No disrespect to anyone involved.

If the NFL wants to improve ratings it should have a continuous picture-in-picture Jerry Jones cam any time the Cowboys are down by two scores.
Put that in the RedZone package.
I’d willingly fucking pay for that.

TFW when a QB with perhaps the most ugly throwing motion ever shreds your shit.

I was waiting for this stupidity to pop up, and I’m glad you obliged. There is a vast difference between laying a hit on someone, which is what you expect when you walk on the field, and having an item of personal property destroyed because Dickhead McShitbrains decided to act like a douche.

“I’m a raging asshole” suspiciously absent from Talib’s explanation.

Crabtree should legit file a theft/assault charge with local police. Fuck Talib and those who keep enabling him. Hopefully he shoots his dick off this offseason.