If the film doesn't portray him as the the greatest man who ever lived, expect months of aggrieved tweets from Assange "correcting the record." Narcissism is a bitch.

GIVE ME YOUR MEAT

They can do that at my place too. I think the real punishment can be found in B5: The Legend of the Rangers, though. It's like a really bad episode of Andromeda.

Inspired choice. Can't wait to see what he does with the role!

It's okay, most of that property damage is CGI.

Ever since Lazzo's inane comments about women writers, I've been wondering what the culture is like at AS these days. It's like they're doubling down on the weird and awkward, but forgetting about the funny. At least The Venture Bros and (I think) Robot Chicken are still going. Haven't tried Rick and Morty yet.

I've got a ridiculous amount of AS shows in my DVD collection, and I've never watched any of them high. Not even 12 Oz. Mouse or Titan Maximum, both of which need consciousness-altering substances to be even mildly funny.

Exactly, unless there was blackmail involved, I'm pretty sure they didn't *have* to put Chris Brown on the show.

I got a sound telling off here a couple of months ago for having not heard of some Krautrock guy who had just passed away. Turns out I was familiar with his work (he drummed on a Depeche Mode album), but I was told it was "ridiculous" that I hadn't heard of him - or his band, which I don't think had any airplay here…

"Hang on, there aren't any white people comically spouting gangsta lingo. I've been had!"

That was already funnier than all of The Interview.

Their motivational mantra is "they hate us cuz they ain't us."

*In croaky nerd voice* AWESOME

I'm really tired of the wrong kind of investors circling my Spaghetti Western parody script about travelling fake beard salesmen, Death Rides a Mustache.

The suspicious absence of sluglines containing [SETH ADLIBS HERE] was the big tip-off.

Having seen The Interview, I'm mystified at how anyone could consider Rogen and Goldberg heroes.

All those 8Chan users are having panic attacks right now, as they probably should.

I'm at a point now now where I can usually tell if I'm going to like a podcast by whether or not it has a theme song. Savage Lovecast aside, most podcasts with theme songs (rather than theme music) tend to be irritating.

I actually did that with Gravity because I was so sick of hearing that I could only fully appreciate it in IMAX. Watched it on my ten-inch portable blu-ray player, and enjoyed it just fine. I'm so tired of the sentimentalisation of the cinema experience. A big screen and surround sound doesn't make a weak script any…

Was that home to Bordertown? Because that one was dead on arrival.