I think I’ll see that stupid amusement-park-modern-art piece of shit in center in the year 2065 and still laugh out loud.

Have we basically maxed out the possible velocity that we can get out of the human arm? Like, could there ever be a chance of someone throwing 200mph who isn’t on horse steroids or something?

Totes shut him down and didn’t sidestep the point with this sarcastic, dickish, dismissive reply. Nice.

His charges were definitely more engaged and motivated last night as compared to last week’s debacle against this same Guatemalan team, and while not practicing the Guardiola-esque possession-based game he so often promised to implement, you could see in his tactics the kind of high pressing game that is even more…

I sometimes wonder if he’s a volunteer writer or the intern or something.

It was written in the stars that Deadspin would be on his side, since disliking LeBron for VERY legitimate reasons is the consensus, mainstream opinion.

Jesus, Kerlon is still only 28 years old.

Ooooohhhhh I get it. He’s a completely unlikeable egomaniacal prick, so Deadspin is pro-him. Surprised I didn’t pick up on this earlier.

I really wonder if this shit will ever matter with these movies. $275M opening weekend, coming right up.

Also, I’m sure in any other context they would say that the tattoo thing was stupid NCAA bullshit. But here, it’s an AD fucking up and almost destroying a program via incompetence.

Sat on a ledge? Was this an arcing situation?

+1 thought that I couldn’t quite articulate this effectively

This dickhead blocked me on Twitter when I suggested that he sounded ridiculous for crediting himself with Jared Allen’s resurgence after he, Glazer, taught Allen some MMA workouts.

I posted this on a story after the McGregor fight but it didn’t get much traction, so I’d like to see if I can get some more feedback here:

Probably bears mentioning here that the bartender was a woman...

Friend of mine ordered a round of Irish Carbombs in Boston on St. Patrick’s Day and the Irish bartender responded “Gee, I dunno, kin oi git a Noine Aluhvin?”

Seems like the type to start MANY sentences with “Last time I checked...” or “Dammit, I’m a taxpayer...”

I’ll always laugh when I see Lukaku’s name, because I will forever associate him with one of the most overtly apparent displays of the USMNT’s mediocrity. When Belgium-US was still very much in doubt at the 2014 World Cup, both teams looked to their benches for scoring threats. Belgium tabbed Lukaku, who was then a…

lol-ing