Absolutely nobody takes this dude seriously, right?

I can’t decide if I’d be insulted as a QB to be asked to play ST, or happy that it gives me one more chance to hang on as a bubble guy.

Pats fan here. This isn’t true.

This reminds of something Kluwe wrote last week about how special teams gets the absolute last priority on personnel choices, practice time, etc. If you’re gonna try this kind of stuff (and God help you if you feel you need to), you had better be willing to devote the time and resources necessary.

The context created in the mind of a frustrated idiot who is pissed that he has to look around the room before telling a racist joke.

“We will get you out 75% of the time if you’re GOOD. We will jump and scream on the mound and stomp back to the dugout if we ring you up in a key situation, or whenever we want, really. But, if you are happy about one of the best moments of your life, we will throw a ball at potentially fatal speeds at your head,…

I think Adagio is the long version, you can find a 25 minute version of it on YouTube. Surface of the Sun is the edited one. I haven’t even seen the movie, that song is just amazing.

ADAGIO IN D MINOR, SON!

Why is “Spring Breakers is a great movie!” accepted as canon around these parts? That movie fucking sucked, and Franco played a cartoon, not a compelling character.

Bruh. Klopp to Pool is On Fleek.

Klopp to Liverpool Because MLS Sucks

Those are the ones where the cheese is like just a slice of American, right?

I’ll bet you didn’t know that...

HOLY SHIT.

Confession: I never read the goddamn poop stories.

His prices for the shards of what he had tried to provide for his family before hypocritically almost bankrupting an entire state were OUTRAGEOUS. He wanted like $50 apiece for football jerseys where the numbers were flaking off. I left empty-handed.

He blocked me on Twitter after I told him what a nice time I had at his bankruptcy sale at his old home. Sometimes I wonder if I took that too far.

If Deadspin moved its headquarters to, say, Topeka, how many people would stay on board, and how many would refuse to leave NYC?

Silly!

If it’s completely negative and needlessly sardonic and shitty....it’s gotta be Haisley! (TM)