Any chance that that PS4 is bundled with the newer first person version of GTA V?

Ah, thank you for the update. Well, this video is really just the most recent example of a larger trend of people doing this. What possible benefit exists in publicly shaming your kid at all? I just don't get it.

Goddammit, stop trying to get me to buy a fucking skillet!

I'll never forget him missing out on the 1999 MVP because some hot-taker felt "duhr he sits around and scratches his butt four days out of five duhr" and left him entirely off his ballot. So now Pudge Fucking Rodriguez, he of the ten foot statue of himself in his backyard, gets to introduce himself as a former MLB…

Who the hell records/sends this in? "Look at this permanent image of my young child, entire Internet! See how upset he is, strangers?! Isn't that just the bee's knees?!"

"Panthers got the measles and they forfeited the season."

I'm not sure I'm understanding the author's contention that putting on a brave/confident face to convince teammates that you've got shit under control is a mark of immaturity? Is it because this is somehow different than actually BEING confident, and the teammates can smell the bullshit?

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Anything specific really stand out that you'd care to comment on based on what he's written so far? I'm legitimately curious.

This is outstanding. I had never really been able to articulate this feeling until I saw this comment.

Kid who returned the fumble was named Beebe according to the article. Where the hell is PFTCommenter when we need him?

I'm sure this has been answered before, so my apologies, but did anyone play sports at a level past high school? Not counting Drew's time as one of the Seven Blocks of Privilege at Colby.

Speaking of David Chao, why is he all of a sudden being retweeted by prominent NFL writers on a consistent basis, as if his medical opinions have any merit or credibility whatsoever?

Incredibly disappointed that you didn't mention launching people off a coaster track to nowhere because you added a speed booster in the middle of the track right before the loop-de-loop. The laughter that this caused from me and my friends was truly concerning.

I always tried to set up a scenario where I could get a guy the Medal of Honor/Victoria Cross. Usually amounted to a heavily experienced Crocodile (flamethrower tank) having a lil' ol' Nazi BBQ of inexperienced German reserves and lightly armored German halftracks in the middle of some Dutch wheatfield. Flamethrower…

The worst is drinking this shit out of cans. For all the 'canned beer isn't that different than bottled!' press we've been force-fed the past few years, I can assure you, canned malt liquor is exponentially worse than bottled. I got cans of Steel Reserve when I was like, 19, and wound up just giving them away at a…

Did Sweden need a goal differential of 3 or something?

What favorite bar in Boston/Cambridge offers afternoon specials on Bud, when happy hour type discounts are illegal in this great state of ours?

Good God. That is fantastic. What an amazing asshole.

Can....can you prove this?