I was looking at ESPN Insider's "scouting report" on J.J. Watt earlier today and it says he "lacks premier explosiveness and quickness." I guess 15.5 sacks and 15 knockdowns through 75% of a season can all be attributed to a LUNCHPAILBLUECOLLARHIGHMOTOR mentality?

Dying.

Re: Dwight Howard. Could this asshole POSSIBLY alienate more people? Saying he would have liked to go to NJ after arriving in LA, and then later in the same interview he says he "hates talking about himself" but then goes on to say later how he's mad he didn't win Defensive POY.

Holy shit, is this the worst booth in history working the USC-Utah game? These guys are absolutely atrocious. Manufactured banter, clearly don't like each other, plus it's a three man booth which NEVER works. Christ.

Just finished watching The Tillman Story. I had already seen it before and read the Krakauer book, but man oh man did it make my blood boil all over again. Seeing how easily the powers that be can manipulate and pervert people and ideas originally grounded in the purest of intentions just baffles me. Really disturbing…

Goddamn does he have a pure shooting stroke. That 3 was insane.

I got one as a surprise Christmas gift a few years ago, absolutely love the thing. And as far as timing, if you slice your protein thin enough you can typically get away with just putting everything in at once. Plus the actual shape of it gives you a ton of control over shifting ingredients to various temperature…

Where exactly was this in the city?

wordless, noncoital ecstasy

I'm legitimately curious as to how many games he'll get for this. He's basically in a class by himself as far as what his previous punishments have been, so nothing would really surprise me. This could have killed Harden, worst thing I've seen on the court in a LONG time.

Been laughing to myself at this one all day

Understood. And wow, you are correct. This one might break some records for all time suckitude.

Is this true?

Can anybody else hear this knucklehead making the "Whoooooooooooooooooooooooo...." sound during the Florida game? I'm about to kick my TV in half.

Anyone else find Calhoun absolutely insufferable? Just always an absolute prick to the media, one of those coaches who acts insulted when his program gets into trouble.

Kicked this idea around all damn week. Finally cracked and finished filling the thing out in about 10 minutes, finishing with sweat on my brow as I got it in with like 3 minutes to go on Yahoo's deadline. Zero regrets, it's not the tournament without a bracket to root for.

Jesus Christ I can't stop listening to this one.

THIS. That year was the first time I can recall being legitimately aware/angry about something that happened at the Oscars. Saving Private Ryan essentially changed the genre, while I can honestly say I've never even heard someone mention Shakespeare In Love except in the context of "horrific Oscar decisions."

Is it a question of pacing myself then? Did I need more sleep? More food? WHERE DID I GO WRONG

Vegas DUAN!