I know you're joking, but there's something horrifying about that. Like the next logical step is straight up invasive sexual torture.

This is honestly why I wish we lived in a society where women were around other naked women more often. Once I joined a gym and started seeing women dressing and undressing, I can't describe to you how much less neurotic I was about my "flaws". Because everybody has them. You see yourself naked and imagine that…

http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-d…

In other news, The sky is blue and water is wet. Back to you, Jim!

that child's weight is an issue that needs to be addressed STAT.

She is overweight and that is not, in any way, 'Cute'

Maybe she's tired of being other people's entertainment and just wants to be a normal kid who doesn't have to put on performances like this.