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To him, QBs are tall, clean-shaven white dudes who’d rather throw it out of bounds then make a play with their feet.

Honestly, I don’t think any sportswriter, even Benoit, would say Stafford has more grit and intangibles. Those are words far more often used to describe Wilson.

This take was SO bad, that Drew made it a standalone article, rather than in the JAMBOROO that comes out later TODAY!

Funny how this never comes up with Drew Brees, who is the same height as Russell Wilson.

Excellent. You didn’t even have to reche for that one. (unlike this one lol)

He’s black.

Really nice work here Drew. You might even say this joke was... called well.

What is it about Russell Wilson that makes people so goddamn dumb, even apart from Benoit? Benoit is taking a dump all over a tremendously exciting, talented, accomplished player for no good reason. He leads his team in rushing for crissakes!

Jesus. I’m a Lions and by extension a Stafford fan, but good god if I could choose between Stafford and Wilson, even I’d pick Wilson. How is that even in any realm of possibility a choice? He’s actually been to fucking Super Bowls! Anyone who makes a take as stupid as Benoit needs to be fired out of a cannon into the

I hate the Seahawks, and think Russel Wilson is an annoying douche.

i voted for Breer.

If you are a penguin and feeling suicidal, please call 1800-226-8359. That’s 800-CAN-TFLY.

Shit, the War on Christmas is real

He doesn’t figure Danica is a person, obviously.

Totally disagree - serving/volleying going the way of midrange jumpers has led to much longer rallies since it’s become such a baseline game. In my opinion, women’s tennis’ lack of consistent, title-contending stars with visually contrasting games makes it harder to be invested in most of the matches. There are also a

“Largely” conducted by people? Is there a NASCAR-driving giraffe I don’t know about?

The tweets were distasteful, but I don’t know how you could possibly be watching the same matches as I am and think women’s tennis is better than men’s.

This is one Benoit that won’t be hanging from the rafters someday.

That’s not even the dumbest tweet he’s had today!

To be fair, Sports Illustrated is not worth a read by people of any gender.