Can I get an honorable mention for this?

Bojack Horseman deserves a place.

I hate everything that other people like too. Other people are just the worst. As soon as I hear other people like something, I know I’m going to hate it.

No surprise, The Orville went unmentioned in a Best TV Show of the Year list on io9...

To him, QBs are tall, clean-shaven white dudes who’d rather throw it out of bounds then make a play with their feet.

This take was SO bad, that Drew made it a standalone article, rather than in the JAMBOROO that comes out later TODAY!

Funny how this never comes up with Drew Brees, who is the same height as Russell Wilson.

Excellent. You didn’t even have to reche for that one. (unlike this one lol)

Really nice work here Drew. You might even say this joke was... called well.

Jesus. I’m a Lions and by extension a Stafford fan, but good god if I could choose between Stafford and Wilson, even I’d pick Wilson. How is that even in any realm of possibility a choice? He’s actually been to fucking Super Bowls! Anyone who makes a take as stupid as Benoit needs to be fired out of a cannon into the…

I hate the Seahawks, and think Russel Wilson is an annoying douche.

If you are a penguin and feeling suicidal, please call 1800-226-8359. That’s 800-CAN-TFLY.

Shit, the War on Christmas is real

He doesn’t figure Danica is a person, obviously.

Totally disagree - serving/volleying going the way of midrange jumpers has led to much longer rallies since it’s become such a baseline game. In my opinion, women’s tennis’ lack of consistent, title-contending stars with visually contrasting games makes it harder to be invested in most of the matches. There are also a…

“Largely” conducted by people? Is there a NASCAR-driving giraffe I don’t know about?

The tweets were distasteful, but I don’t know how you could possibly be watching the same matches as I am and think women’s tennis is better than men’s.

This is one Benoit that won’t be hanging from the rafters someday.

That’s not even the dumbest tweet he’s had today!

To be fair, Sports Illustrated is not worth a read by people of any gender.