In quite possibly the most apt-metaphor since the physical manifestation of Man’s hubris struck an iceberg, the Statue of Liberty went dark just before midnight.

The grey-trolls are SO mad, y’all. It’s like next-level mansplaining. lol Go die in a fire.

Jezebel has become very meaningful to me, so all my love and support to the writers striking. This is the only place I can stomach reading politics now, and the commenters here are gold. Life would be shit without the women writers of Jezebel. ❤🌸

lololol that last sentence got me rolling on the floor!

Seriously what trash though. Girl falls for a stalker, she decides to skip college for him, ends up married and pregnant before 20, and her weird best friend falls in love with her baby.

Yeah...smoking is the problem here....

Gwen Stefani has made Gwen Stefan unappealing. I say this as who someone used to like her, but can’t stand to watch her now.

Kelllyanne, tragically, became a double amputee following the Bowling Green Massacre.

My favorite Kate McKinnon bit from last night:

I’m actually reminded of the episode where Stewie gets placed by CPS and destroys the multicultural harmony of his foster home.

“You know what I think would be awesome? If I could adopt a kid from every continent. I think that would be a pretty cool goal,” he says. “I want to sit around the dinner table ever night and see kids from Africa, Asia, Europe, South America, right here in the States. How cool would that be? It’s one of my favorite…

Selena seems thirsty af

I’m sure Selena is on a first name basis and calls him The.

She dated Beiber, I don’t know who is worse.

Selena, save yourself. (Why is Do Not Date The Weeknd not one of the recommended stories for this?)

But this is about music and not twitter so...

i think one of the reasons this has garnered such attention is that it’s exactly not the standard twitter beef. as it says, remy just got off an 8-year bid for assault with a deadly, and before she went in they didn’t have twitter and instagram the way they do now. these days beefs do largely happen in subtweets and…

I’m curious about how her face will age. I don’t know of any public figures that started fucking with their face so often when so young.

i mean, are you trying to date this man? why do you care whether he sounds too perfect or not?

she’s not saying it’s perfect.

what? no.

And here, we see Kylie emerging from her pupa.