nicki trying to diss without naming names and remy coming at her like a god damn pitbull

I got all excited to hear about Bieber getting hit with a golf cart.

This is a level of pettiness I tacitly approve of.

I’m sure she’s just stringing him along to rub it in Angelina’s greasy, sallow face. That’s what I did with my ex: prove you’re the one they prefer at their core. And then leave both of them miserable.

I hate the Post, but will remember this front page as long as I live, for its humor and its tastelessness.

When someone does something fucked up and regularly uses the passive voice run, run for your fucking life. lol

i didnt mean to cheat!

“It’s just the way that it goes sometimes, and it’s sad.”

Nooooooo. Jen. Seriously. You are better than this. This motherfucker cheated on you and blew up your life. There were teams! I remember! It was all fucked up!

“I just think that life is really complex, and it just works its way, and it’s impossible to unravel all that time; it’s impossible to think about that,” he says.

How long will we have to endure Bella Hadid on a runway? She was awful at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. That new gaunt look, vacant stare, open mouth. Idk why they insist on making her skinnier. Gigi and Bella looked amazing with their natural bodies. Bella is wasting away lately. She lost her boobs and butt.…

The thing about articles like this is that it encorages the idea that paying taxes is some sort of horrible theft imposed on people instead of, y’know, ensuring that your toilets flush, that there are firefighters to come put out that deep fried Turkey fire of yours, that your schools can actually afford books to…

It means there’s a shitty 15 year old with a nasty Tumblr habit on the internet

“You like your culture when it suits you lmaooo.”

The cover is stunning!

It’s because you’re threatened by how strong and funny she and her vagina are. Now, acknowledge it!

Ali Wong’s special is so good!

I feel like I’ve already watched it.

Her standup is fine. She gets a lot of shit for stealing jokes, but that just happens in comedy, especially TV special comedy. Jimmy Kimmel at the Oscars basically “stole” a joke from Tina Fey at the Golden Globes about actresses losing weight for films. I really really liked Trainwreck and her 12 Angry Men episode on…

You can literally watch Shay plot his getaway all season.