So cool. I have an 18 month old and I was all good with being pregnant in the first few months, but about half way through, I started hating it. And I felt really bad to admit that. Don’t stress, how you feel about being pregnant physically has nothing to do with how you’ll feel about being a mom. I think more women…

I HATE MLM marketing companies and will not buy from one, even if some of their products happen to be nice. IMO, there’s nothing more unpleasant than being hounded by a friend/acquaintance to buy more shit after making the mistake of showing any interest. It boggles the mind how any normal people think this a good…

Fucking Jamberry! If I see one more ugly chevron nail pattern invitation to a “party” I am going to scream!

I quit my soul-crushing job last week and I’m moving far, far away next month. Excited about a new beginning.

Oh and also, after posting something nice and positive, can I just say that I. Can’t. Even. with the network marketing/pyramid scheme boom that’s happening on my news feed right now? If I see one more post about magical, magical gut health littered with emojis and thinspiration I’m throwing my computer off the roof.

Wooo SNS! I was starting to get a little worried.

I guess we’ll always have this

Can’t wait for centrists to keep on pushing away the most engaged slice of their potential electorate and then react with insulted astonishment when somehow they continue hemorrhaging seats across the country.

People need to learn how to communicate during sex. Like some people might like really aggressive oral, some may not. We kind of need to get out of our own heads. Like you said, if a guy is like “oh just you wait” that pretty much says, “my ex girlfriend really liked this so you must too.” Which sounds really weird if…

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

Wh....yes it is...?

Did he reply “sure thing, as soon as I can move mine”?

I would buy that eyeshadow palette.

Hey, guys. I know I just normalized a legit monster by having him on my show and humoring his awfulness. But, now, in a turn of events that have nothing to actually do with me (but, let’s be honest, everything revolves around me), his career has now taken a downward turn.

Do you ever feel... Like a plastic house... Falling off a stage

Golden Cannon? Yikes...

Bill Maher has been a garbage person for two decades.

Nick Cannon now has a son named Moroccan Cannon and another named Golden Cannon.

Okay.

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