“I wonder what’s she’s going to be like when she finally gets to be super old and plastic...”

Unless they want to age Ariel up a bit, like a couple of years.

Why is she walking on people’s work surfaces?

Name recognition sells more movie tickets than vocal talent does. Sad to say.

Because she is not singing.

THANK YOU.

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

Ever since I saw the promos with her yellow dress I was disappointed. Beauty and the Beast is my favorite Disney movie and that was all they did with it? Like I’ve never been big on Cinderella but OMG the live action one’s dress was drop dead beautiful!!! 

Emma may have the look for Belle, but her voice is not suited for the character. I’m sorry, but this live version looks like garbage.

Also see: Lilo as Ariel. Nope. Maybe 15 years ago but not now.

Belle is such a jerk. She didn’t even pay for that bread, then she goes walking through those kids laundry. Jerk.

Sorry Lindsay

Well Miss Smarty-Pants maybe you can tell us how she was supposed to get rid of the fly she swallowed?

I forgot that Anthropologie dressed most French peasants. (Seriously, WTF is up with the costuming in this movie?)

Milo Yiannapoulous just got his ass handed to him today.

we were rooting for her WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR HER

The way mom approached it at the end was brilliant.

Oh my god, that little girl is so damn cute. When her mom asks to her to count to four...*dead*

I could have watched another hour of that precious little girl denying the existence of 4

Morning all. I thought this was pretty cool: