This “kids know what’s best for themselves” logic is so foreign to me. I only hear it from parents whose children prefer them to their exes, and people who believe that a childhood with elements of severe, dangerous dysfunction is a universal experience. So they’re either operating as an interested party…

His whole over-publicized redemption tour screamed of emotional abuse and gaslighting to me. The pic of him grabbing a woman’s ass sealed the deal for me.

This pic is everything I need to know about him and always has been.

Never Forget.

This’ll never get out of the grays, but this line:

So it’s not a fake brother. It’s not unusual for the family of dictators to use doubles. Uday Hussein is a prime example but there have been others.

Under our New Supreme Benevolent Dear Leader Trump, nothing seems ridiculous to me anymore. Like, nothing at all, ever anymore. I’m scared.

What?

omfg

Apparently Ben was served divorce papers on the set while filming “Justice League”.

If anyone had bothered to ask poor Dr. Luke, I’m sure he would have explained the context that she is an unccooperative ballbusting overweight bitch who nevertheless persisted in trying to maintain some shred of independence.

If he said “No offense” and then she edited that out. Everyone knows “No offense, but . . .” allows you to say terrible shit to people.

Why does Dr. Luke always look like a divorced dad who just bought a leather jacket because he’s “trying to get back out there”?

A list songwriters and producers are reluctant to give Kesha their songs because of her weight.

“Out of context” is about the same as an “alternative fact.” It’s like when you get caught doing wrong, “out of context” is the hail mary pass all scumbags fall back on.

“26" is right up there with “standing” in the world of absurd wiping answers that makes me question if we’re part of the same species.

26?!!! You are either out of your mind, using the absolute worst TP on the planet, or both. Get some halfway decent stuff and you should be fine with 3-4.

Fold, don’t wad. You can get away with two squares this way with halfway decent TP.

I’ve said it before, Ivanka is Paris Hilton without the sex tape — just a cheap knockoff like her handbags. Thus, Tiffany is the Nicky Hilton — the “Ohhhh, yeah. I remember her.”