Is it possible this girl called him a fucking idiot for referring to her as a “young man” and not anything to do with it being infowars?

I also thought that #hintofracism was going to be a popular alt-right cologne.

That comparison is really apples and passion fruit. The MX5 is a wonderful car but the Honda out horespowers it by almost 75 ponies. That’s a big difference in an under 3,000 pound car.

He also put on one of the worst playoff games of all time against the Packers.

Have you actually read the post, you clown?

I was at an event recently where Ric Flair was going to appear, but he got sick and they cancelled that part of the meeting where he was going to speak. I talked to the event coordinator and apparently Flair’s people - the day after he was put into an induced coma - said not to cancel his appearance because he is…

I wonder if she has a structured settlement and needs cash now

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

I didn’t know they held AA meetings in centerfield at Yankee Stadium.

Was CC such a bitch before becoming a Yankee?

Astros Pres: What can we do to help?

I’m sure Houston will appreciate the two floatation devices that are part of the package.

On the plus side, Juan stranded three base runners.

Me: “How did his guy swim miles out into the ocean? Is he Michael Phelps?”

The Next Matt Stares

why isn’t there just a guy in your entourage who drives you drunk?

It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.