Battletoads is even more difficult on two-player. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND?

The Timberwolves drafted two mistakes in the Florida box score.

Great list. I'd like to add the "completely painted in gold/silver mime therefore entitled to money" guy.

For all interested bidders, these are genuine game-used and I'd be more than happy to autograph them. I'm mostly sure I've pissed in all of them.

I'd like to cite the Minneapolis Lakers precedent of 1960.

I suppose it could be worse.

Minnesota.

Fried pig ears are outstanding. They taste like a combination of chewy bacon and alfalfa and then DEEP FRIED. I make them at home with a spicy kick. #'merica.

That seems rad and all, but why drink the minimum alcohol percentage of 5%? Alpha status would require at least twice that amount.

The legendary Don Mossi would beg to differ.

I must admit, I already forgot two of those guys.

Everything alright at home, Phil?

Where are the Cheesehead Packer fans? You've changed, Drew.

Minneapolis could have remained unscathed had it not been for Gwyneth Paltrow.

Long sleeved button up tucked in to khaki slacks. Eli's there to get down!

"That's bullshit and you know it!" at 0:49

GhostOfGregGagne: Wow! The Wolves look really great!

That ponytail, however, is downright Eurotrash.

Ndudi Ebi: [Reads article]

On a related note, I once received a citation from a ginger bicycle cop for public urination outside Miller Park in Milwaukee at a Twins/Brewers game. Apparently that's a thing there. It cost me $250ish. I am not proud.