You know what, if the studio wants to just shitcan this thing as a tax write-off or something, I think I’m willing to look the other way just this once.

Some of his personal beliefs and statements tend to leave me going “Hmm...” Like largely there’s nothing overtly wrong with what he said or did, but it just doesn’t feel quite right. He seems to be involved with some groups and movements that just don’t sit great with me.

It also doesn’t help that I had literally no idea the film was out.

Full circle

With how easy it is for Marvel to magic-logic someone into being a Kang, probably not super feasible with how much is already filmed, but: bring back the High Evolutionary, reveal that YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE HIGH EVOLUTIONARY, BUT IT WAS ME, KANG!, and recast the role with Chukwudi Iwuji. :D

Replace him with Terrence Howard. Full circle!

I think it’s simpler: it’s ugly. It doesn’t look like Pixar; it looks like an Inside Out knockoff from the $5 Walmart video bin.

Lightyear was also ugly, as it happens. Was there a big change in Pixar’s art direction just before that?

Thanks, as if this whole situation wasn’t nightmare inducing already.

Asteroid City cracked the top ten by selling tickets to the cast of Asteroid City.

The Flash: “You can’t save everyone.”

That and the Kraken thing whose trailer I’ve seen a couple of times definitely look like “ChapGPT, summarize a Pixar/generic kids’ animated movie”

They really should have released turning red and Luca in theaters.

I went to the Flash on Thursday night, got there early, thinking there’d be a bit of a line on opening night, at least for concessions. neeeope. Theater almost empty when I sat down 20 minutes before, and barely got to half full. I think it’s actually a pretty good movie, surprisingly funny, solid action, does a…

I can’t imagine how much time these people have poured into this game. I’m about 45 hours in and I haven’t even started expanding my battery yet.

Steve Martin’s Penis Beauty Cream is now a reality.

Actors Like Work: A Continuing Series

Nobody is going to do this. Hardcore fans have already seen these things a hundred times, and the rest of us aren’t going to do a bunch of homework to watch a movie starring an abusive shithead.

Congratulations?

This type of thing really illustrates how this game rises to the level of masterpiece. The designers/coders were absolute genius in creating a game that encourages and rewards people for finding alternate solutions, and not just the “correct” solution, to any given problem. It really gives people the sense of not just…