I loved capitalism because i was indoctrinated when I was a kid. I am a socialist now because I’ve lived a life and experienced how rigged our system is.

Send more cops!

Nick actually had some pretty good things to say about Nanette.

I hope her no.1 superfans over at the Cumtown podcast will be so stoked!

He was sooo close to having a point that maybe phone polls aren’t a super accurate way to measure modern America, and then he couldn’t help but rage-piss himself with his “SJW” nonsense. 

If you really cared about border security you’d be at the border building the wall yourself instead of shitposting on the internet.

They didn’t ask because nobody gives a shit what you think.  Nobody likes you, if you died nobody would notice or care.  You’re a loser screaming into the void but the only thing you’ll ever hear back is “fuck off!”  You'll expire sad and alone, and the world will be a tiny bit better for it.

If there was no heat and the jail officials tried to hide that fact, they are guilty of serious crimes.

It’s Bill Maher, nothing has changed, you’ve just finally understood that perhaps Maher is just a shitty person who thinks too highly of himself.  He’s generally been good enough to mix in enough liberal-esque, or libertarian leanings and self congradulatory comments in between the idiot crazy that he convinces people…

It’s the Ricky Gervais approach. They’re just serial contrarians who make a living from pissing people off and getting smug from it, it’s only now that liberalism on lots of social issues is widespread meaning they’ve reverted to the other side (with Gervais claiming we should do more to protect animals while at the…

Powerful is exactly the word I would use to describe it as well. I haven’t seen an emotional interview on a late night talk show in...hell ever! I usually tune in to get some laughs before bed, but was instead nearly brought to tears.

Maybe it was so impactful because it’s so unexpected?  

The Razzies could never, EVER be accused of thinking outside the box, going against the popular consensus, or formulating opinions of their own, so I don’t think this was a case of edgelordery. Actually, I think it was more piling on. The Shining was not warmly received at first, and I believe the initial critical…

These guys have always been the worst. Stanley Kubrick for Worst Director? For The fucking Shining? Get the fuck out of here. Nobody involved with the Razzies is in any way striving for excellence in their chosen field of terribleness. They just pick on anything that’ll get them attention. True connoisseurs of…

Hillary is the reason we have Trump.  Bernie would have smoked that orange bastard.

Eh, I’m happier knowing that the option is off the table.

I’m curious how the usual apologists will try to argue that there is nothing racist going on here.

Long live The Onion.

Might wanna actually read the article dude.

How is it shitting on him? He was just too green to be in that situation and I explicitly said that he and Foley smoothed over the issue months later.

Air traffic controllers not turning up in Atlanta during the run-up to Super Bowl weekend would end it.