Luffy would punch them like they were Celestial Dragons at a slave auction. 

I liked Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body. That movie deserves more love.

I dropped Maher’s ass after Religulous made me question if I came off as an asshole atheist too. My solution was to quit watching Real Time and become an apathetic agnostic in that I don’t know if there’s a God or Gods but I don’t really care either but if you believe or don’t that’s cool with me.

I didn’t care for the other two spin-off shows but I am curious why that one dude in the trailer looks like The Thing from the Fantastic Four. How do you say “Clobberin’ Time” in Japanese?

So it’s going to be for small children or shovelware or both?

I’m just going to stick with 60's and 70's Rolling Stones thanks. 

He was bad at Pokemon and it gave me anxiety as a kid. 

I’m a Virgo was really good. 

Maybe we can get a non woke Pokemon game. Can you believe Professor Oak had the nerve to ask if I was a Boy or a Girl?

I forgot Coppola directed Peggy Sue Got Married. It’s a pretty decent movie it’s just weird that he directed it. 

Is this a remake of the George Scott or Angelina Jolie movie?

People always attack any reviewer that gives a highly anticipated release anything below an 8. There always reviewers willing to give any major release regardless of quality an 8 or above maybe go as low as 7.5 if it’s unplayable at launch. 

I like the people that take it as a personal attack against them when a game they want to play gets a less than stellar review.

Yet in the end he always caves in to Leslie doesn’t he? Or usually goes against a widely held Libertarian belief after being shown the error of his ways. 

Parks & Recreation doesn’t hold up. Imagine having optimism in politics? How fucking absurd!

Please just read the manga instead. It’s way quicker and the art is incredible.

I can’t deal with Guy Ritchie’s bullshit anymore. Tried watching The Gentlemen and noped out after 15 minutes. 

A lot of theaters offer discounts on Tuesday. My partner and I use it for a cheap date night and to feed our crippling addiction to horror films. 

It’s so hard to say goodbye to the 1980s 

It made for a funny episode of Always Sunny and at the end of the day that’s all we can really strive for.