Probably needed 90% more Puss in Boots.

Just Terrence Howard his ass. 

what about doms?

Never say the killing curse aloud to a PC gamer is not on the list. If a bunch of PC gamers die from magical circumstances we know who is to blame. 

collect 5 sex crimes and turn them in to this dopey looking villager

I must inform The Colonel at once. 

Shadow is so bad ass! He’s like Sonic but he uses guns plus he can say swears like “hell” and “damn”. I bet he’s even seen R rated movies like Barton Fink. 

your list is missing Observe & Report and Never Goin’ Back

You can’t be a grown ass man named Scooter.

I enjoyed the FF: 16 demo but all I really want is a fancy looking traditional ass turn based RPG and not Devil May Cry with Final Fantasy monsters. That’s why Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth is my most anticipated game.

It’s true if it’s not Crash 5 then I don’t care. 

I really liked Strange Worlds that’s all. Just really enjoyed the movie and wished that it hadn’t bombed so hard.

The only excuse, and it’s a crappy one, is Disney can say they wanted a totally alien perspective of humanity for their opening credits as some sort of visual metaphor for these alien invaders trying to blend in but being a bit off.

Zack Snyder only made one good movie and it was written by James Gunn but it still pales in comparison to the George Romero original. 

Don’t know about that but that one dude hitting the propeller in Titanic was pretty dope.

I just don’t get it. Not the fascination with the Titanic that I get because it’s a big ass boat that sank. It’s seeing that submersible but still entrusting your life to it and paying $250K for the privilege that I don’t get. 

That’s what happened to the AI Seinfeld stream everyone couldn’t shut up about.

That amazing Quicksilver scene from X-Men: Days of Future Past is from 2014. How does The Flash look worse?

how long until it gets banned for saying something racist?

Hoping they pull a Squidbillies and replace Justin not with Tracy Morgan but J.B. Smoove. For some reason Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm as Rick Sanchez is really really funny to me.