I love that not only did Dead Island 2 actually come out but it’s a better game than Dying Light 2. 

more like Dancing with the “Stars” with the level of celebrity they get for the dang show

Remember that extremely xenophobic Angry Birds movie?

I know it’s been said thousands of times but if you’re a billionaire why are you still fucking around with social media? You won capitalism so go enjoy yourself. 

I listened to Screaming Females new album yesterday while I did chores around the house. Great band and great album. At least I hope it was really them. 

I still never watched the Yahoo season but it was pretty funny how much money Yahoo lost because of it. 

She pulled a Michael Scott

Saying Janelle James is the stealth MVP of Abbot Elementary is like saying Steve Carell was the stealth MVP of The Office or Nick Offerman was the stealth MVP of Parks & Recreation.

You’re right. He’s selling K2 at best. 

I like her little section mostly because they got rid of the slide puzzle. 

You know my boy Beedle got the good shit. RE 4 merchant sells mids to high school students.

God forbid you make up new shit. 

I tried watching Guy Ritchie’s The Gentlemen on Netflix and got 5 minutes in and decided I was too high to deal with this movie’s bullshit so I watched Hardcore Henry instead. I’m sure people hated the first person gimmick but I thought it was a fun dumb action movie with a good Sharlto Copley performance. I guess…

I’ve contacted Nintendo and hopefully they will shut this down immediately.

It’s sugar, man!

Why do we hate this guy? Is there any other reason than he is really annoying? That’s enough for me but is he an asshole too? 

I prefer to play fantasy sports games not based on novels written by a Terf Nazi but that’s just me. 

Wow you thought The Return of the Living Dead sucked shit?

All I know is if Elijah Wood pops up in a movie or a show it’s going to be weird and probably pretty good because he’s got “fuck you money” thanks to LotR.

I could never get into Naruto. Just didn’t grab me the way One Piece or Bleach did.