I need a saga. What’s the saga? It’s Songs for the Deaf. You can’t even hear it. 

They are an esports team? I had no idea I thought they were a group of Youtubers who made a living scamming kids into buying crypto. 

So much drama for a Captain Marvel/Shazam! movie starring the dude from Chuck. 

Can’t believe they had Ash pull a David Carradine. 

When Ted Lasso appears on screen I clap and squeal in delight. When he isn’t I make deep mournful noises similar to a walrus in distress.  

When are they going to follow up on the prequel post credit scene?

Cool! Can’t wait for Justin Roiland to create the first animated show to air exclusively on Fox News.

That describes most sitcoms especially if they feature precocious kids. 

Swear to God I thought this was about the dog. I feel like an idiot. 

it’s always sad when Disney snuffs out talented directors

Trump strikes me as more of a Central Park fan. 

Does Biden know it’s just a show and Ted Lasso isn’t a real person? 

No you see it’s not problematic that the Naatu Naatu dance number didn’t feature any Indians because Michelle Yeoh won an Oscar and she’s from Malaysia which is pretty much India. 

This is the new thing people are bitching about? I would have been angry about it when I was a younger “serious gamer” but now it’s like cool I won’t miss a crate. 

I’m disappointed even though I know there are a ton of amazing mobile games. I’ve come to the realization that I simply hate playing games on my phone.

WTF!? This is just a list of the Leprechaun movies! 

I don’t know if Meg White was a good drummer or not but I do know that Jack White’s solo stuff and side projects aren’t as popular as The White Stripes. I know I’d rather listen to Icky Thump than Broken Boy Soldiers any day of the week. 

Remember that movie Blown Away? There is a funny scene where Tommy Lee Jones, playing an IRA terrorist, discovers the music of U2 and has like a religious experience. I put it up there with the scene from Dracula 2000 where Dracula, played by a young Gerard Butler, goes to a Virgin Records and discovers he loves…

Dumb question but does any of this matter since I assume there will never be a Shazam! 3 because of the shake-up? 

I assume Wes Craven’s Deadly Friend made it on the list. I refuse to look at slideshows but how could they refuse with a scene like this: