Getting mad over a listicle in 2023? How quaint.

Paul Schrader made a sequel? Hell yeah!  I prefer the original but Paul’s remake is pretty good even if it lacks any of the subtlety. Plus it’s got that sick David Bowie song, Natassja Kinski, and my dude Ed Begley Jr. getting his arm ripped off. Good shit!

I can only talk about Spider so much. 

I agree though problematic Not Another Teen Movie and Scary Movie 1 are the best of the Movie Cinematic Universe. I think we can all agree Stan Helsing deserves last place. Surprised Meet the Spartans was ranked so high I think someone on staff is a Kevin Sorbo fan.

Stavros Halkias is getting married?!?

I was an Animorphs kid. 

To quote David Lynch: “No, I won’t explain”

I think South Park still being on the air is sadder than The Simpsons still being on the air. 

I heard mega popular Twitch streamer xch0d3x has a nasty rash on their armpit from their new deodorant but they can’t do anything about it lest they be kicked off the Tom from Maine’s eSports team. 

cool beans

I hate that they cast Melissa McCarthy as Ursula. That’s such a boring vanilla choice.

Lucky McKee directed the nursing home episode that had Judith Light. I don’t know why I brought that up. It was fun episode and I really love that horror movie he wrote and directed called May.

so I was smoking a jay with Jack and I said what if this freak’s name was Mortimer or some shit and Jack says how about MODOK and it stands for Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing and I say Excelsior and don’t bogart that shit

He’s a weird evil giant floating head guy with comically small arms and legs. That’s all you need to know.

Did Spike Lee ever apologize for his crypto commercial? Until then he can shut the fuck up forever. 

someone start a gofundme for all these poor celebrities that are so broke they were reduced to doing commercials

Hey check it out this dude cares about the British Royal Family. You’re just like my racist boomer stepmom. She also fucking hates Meghan Markle. Do you too have a room just filled with Princess Di memorabilia? Did you also spend a ridiculous amount of money for the Beanie Baby?

It must suck if you actually like to play the card game. 

What happened to the other kids? You don’t hear shit about Reese, Dewey or Francis. 

Did people find out George Wendt is his uncle? I assume that’s the controversy.