these are all cartoon characters where are the Disney execs? they are the real villains

I play with a controller. 

I remember thinking funny Eddie Murphy was coming back after watching “Dolemite is my Name” but that turned out to be a bust. This at least sounds better than Coming 2 America.

that’s the joke

You’re on EA’s shitlist too? Who’s shitlist aren’t you guys on?

they should resurrect Mel Blanc and get him to do the Ricks and Morty

Do you guys feel parts of your soul die when you make these huge slideshows? I can’t imagine any of you think this is the best use of your time and skills.

US Customs bent my wookie

kombucha mushroom people sitting around all day

Remember when they would nominate every Transformer sequel so they could make the the same transphobic joke every time? 

If you have a strong opinion on Velma you need help. I saw a trailer and it didn’t look appealing to me so I simply ignored it. Pretty easy to do I highly recommend it. Saves you a lot of stress and time. 

Disney taught us LGBTQ+ people are okay as long as they can be easily edited out for international release.

Us dumb guys won so it’s all stuff like Yellowstone spin-offs, Reacher, Tulsa King, and video game adaptations until the end of time, baby!!! Y’all had a great send-off for Prestige TV with Better Call Saul but it’s over Johnny.

I’m sure the first thing Phil Spencer and the rest of the Microsoft execs did was cut their salaries and deferred their bonuses to save as many jobs as possible. 

Marlee Matlin should play Molly Shannon’s sister in some depressing indie dramedy. 

Not bothering to look at the list but I love how you guys have devolved into making long shitty slideshow list to drive up clicks and interactions by trying to piss people off. Awesome job!!!

I highly recommend them too. Got me to check out Savage Dragon which was a mistake because that comic took a weird soft core porn turn. 

The best thing Finn Wolfhard has ever done was the music video for “Sleep in the Heat” by PUP. That video makes me cry every goddamn time. 

The biggest monster in Cloverfield was TJ Miller. 

I’m sure whatever happens in the future Dan will somehow land on his feet.