I’m sure whatever happens in the future Dan will somehow land on his feet.

Giant Bomb just can’t catch a break.

I know Julian Sands has done much better work but I love Warlock: The Armageddon. It’s such a fun B movie I still watch nearly every year around Halloween. Hoping he’s found safe and sound. 

Spaghetti Joe

I can’t believe Activision Blizzard cleaned up their act and it is now okay to play their games. 

I wonder what that rascal Hyde has been up to since That 70s Show ended. 

Seems like I’m not going to be playing Suicide Squad. 

I don’t give a shit my man. I simply don’t want to see Kevin Spacey in movies anymore.

Do you think Fat Bastard really ate a baby? Like in the universe of Austin Powers did Fat Bastard get his hands on a human baby and eat it? That’s pretty dark and I’m willing to bet there are actual cannibals that would say eating a baby is too far.

Fuck Kevin Spacey but it’s pretty funny he’s going to be ending his career being in shitty low budget Eastern European filmed geezer teasers that cater to people who still rent movies from Redbox.

but will it make Kevin Smith cry?

If you hold a controller while you watch it’s like you’re playing the show. 

Are there any huge movies coming out before Ant-Man 3 on Feb 17th? 

So far that Netflix Castlevania cartoon is the only good show based on a video game I’ve seen. Probably helps that what little story there is in the series is very bare bones leaving it open to interpretation. Also they borrowed a lot from Castlevania 3 which is one of the best games in the franchise.

I didn’t bother looking at the slideshow but they should adapt No One Can Stop Mr. Domino! into a prestige show. 

I watched the Tom Savini directed 1990 remake of Night of the Living Dead on Hulu and it was surprisingly good. Tony Todd is amazing as Ben but the real standout is Patricia Tallman as Barbara. I love that Savini gave her character more agency instead of just being hysterical the entire time like in the original.

Even when she is playing her own dad on Chucky Season 1.

She’s not as bad as Ronda Rousey but there is a reason why she barely spoke in Deadpool. 

Pokemon Yellow is the best because that’s the one I played as a child. 

Fiona Dourif is an underrated nepo baby.