I still blame Oprah for letting Jenny McCarthy on her show to spout her vaccines cause autism bullshit. 

I for one am flabbergasted. I refuse to believe someone as fine and upstanding as Logan Paul would do this.

Usually I’m pretty good about separating the art from the artist, you have to as a pro wrestling fan, but I just can’t with J.K. Maybe because she is constantly doubling down on being TERF on social media. Which is a shame because Hogwarts Legacy sounds exactly like the Harry Potter game I always wanted back in the…

Is it the Captain Marvel cameo where he has the script to Mallrats?

I dislocated my knee playing soccer in high school it was not fun.

Lost any interest in Black Adam when The Rock acted like sharing the screen with Shazam was beneath him. 

Is there a Shrek cameo? I’m genuinely curious.

Instead of SNL I watched the timeless holiday classic Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker. You know it’s a quality film because Mickey Rooney’s character is named Joe Petto. 

FUCK SLIDESHOWS

I’m sure I’m going to play and love the new Insomniac Spider-Man game but I am so much more curious about their Wolverine game. 

I didn’t know there was a Postal 3. 

Minecraft porn? I don’t doubt it exist but that does it for quite a few people does it? Whatever floats your boat I guess. 

I don’t really give a shit about things like plot and characters. I’m going to get high on some edibles and look at this pretty 3 hour spectacle in glorious 3D. 

Probably not going to play this until it is heavily discounted but I’m happy that a bunch of funny people I like got paid to do voices like Andy Daly, Maria Bamford, and Alec Robbins to name a few. 

I hope the Spider-Man that is just a bunch of spiders in a Spider-Man suit shows up. 

Who absorbs Warner Bros. Discovery? My money is on Amazon but I could see Weyland-Yutani swooping in last second. 

Apologies to My Hero Academia fans who feel compelled to watch this even though they know it will be bad. As a One Piece fan I am not looking forward to that upcoming Netflix live action series but I know out of morbid curiosity I’m going to watch.

A San Francisco crowd full tech and crypto bros who can afford tickets to a Dave Chappelle show should love Elon. This is the equivalent of a babyface wrestlers getting viciously booed in their hometown.

Didn’t he pull this same shit when his Baywatch movie bombed? 

I loved that first Wonder Woman movie and was so excited for 84. What a huge bummer. Fitting that it was the perfect cherry on top of the shit sundae that was 2020.