Shooting up Malboro venom I bought from a shady Moogle to deal with my PTSD from seeing my family get doinked by a Tonberry.

Mel Gibson is the line.

At least this tournament wasn’t shut down due to a massive sex abuse scandal. 

Without that tool Samuel L Jackson looks every one of his 126 years on Earth.

I will pray to Our Lord and Savior that Emily stays in Paris.

Is he really back or just being sent to Geezer Teaser purgatory?

Just that he’s an actor who I assume would like a huge paycheck. Nothing wrong in it as tons of respected actors have taken gigs just to pay the bills. We all know the famous Michael Caine quote about why he did Jaws: The Revenge.

James McAvoy likes easy money. Would have never guessed.

The Great Lake Avengers

Nothing would work because big studios don’t make comedies anymore. 

I’ve heard of challenge pissing but challenge dumping? 

MCU won who cares what QT or Scorsese says. I agree with them 100% but nothing is going to change until MCU movies start bombing hard. Hopefully the fall of Marvel leads to another golden age of cinema but who knows. 

No Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale or Dial Code Santa Claus AKA Deadly Game?  

All reality shows need to end with the subjects getting arrested. 

When I’m stoned I find shitty humor is still shitty. 

Is it okay to call white people “snowroach” on Twitch?

When I quit watching halfway through the season after they left the prison.

Technically in universe in the time between Escape from New York and LA was Escape from Cleveland. 

John Carpenter has said repeatedly in interviews that he loves remakes of his films because he gets paid to do nothing. 

Yeah I’m shocked too at the quality of this season.