Fireworks aren’t trying to sell me things yet. 

Still insane to me that anime is and has been mainstream for awhile. 

I was right to never watch SNL again after they let Trump host. 

What happens if I don’t watch them all? Please God tell me I’m scared!!!

He’s probably upset that Chucky is more LGBTQ positive than American Horror Story has ever been. 

I’m sure it will be a soulless husk of a film either way. 

What’s the Qatar World Cup death toll up to? 

I claim Silence of the Lambs and Parasite as horror films. If you want to dispute those claims meet me at the Arnold Schwarzenegger statue by the Columbus convention center at 7PM tonight.

I saw the first Pitch Perfect on a plane and didn’t hate it. 

The Gray Man was the worst movie I’ve seen since Cherry. 

George Lopez kicked Carlos Mencia’s ass multiple times. That’s a pretty funny mental image. 

Totally Fine is my second favorite song off of Pup’s latest album. First is obviously Matilda.

Can’t wait for the Black Panther 2 ride to open. 

Makes me wonder how much CheapAssGamer and Wario64 make.

Not enough people shit on The Many Saints of Newark. What a truly terrible movie. 

I forgot about the Suspiria remake and was like she can’t be that old can she?

What if I told him I really liked Swiss Army Man? 

Which one is Walton Goggins?

It’s pronounced Ralph as in King Ralph not this Rafe bullshit. 

Iron seems like a poor choice to make an artificial heart.