People just want to see spectacle in theaters. Just saying if Billy Eichner would have scaled a skyscraper in Dubai or had an evil twin growing out of the back of his head then Bros might have beaten Smile. 

Every several years the major film studios have a lottery and the “winner” is forced to make either a Tarzan, King Arthur, Robin Hood, Peter Pan, or Three Musketeer movie. I assume they do it to appease the ancient ones.  

Mark Hamill has more final Joker appearances than KISS has farewell tours.

Maybe they could put all those kids that get dumped off at Game Stop to work. 

Actually saw a grown ass man throw a tantrum at McDonald’s because he didn’t get a Pokemon card in his Happy Meal. I thought how childish while I ordered Chicken McNuggets and an orange Hi-C.

I know there is no ethical consumption under capitalism but supporting Activision Blizzard is still too icky for me.

All these upcoming JRPGs and the one I’m most excited for is One Piece Odyssey. 

I wasn’t joking. 

I’m tempted to watch SNL again after I quit due to Donald Trump hosting because I’m a huge fan of Sarah Squirm and James Austin Johnson but eh...

Bring back Craig Kilborn

I didn’t realize I would miss RomComs until they were gone. 

I just assumed GOTY editions were bullshit like the old Nintendo Seal of Quality.

He has brain damage. Like for real he had three strokes and an aneurysm back in the 90's while filming Hercules.

Grover

If you go by social media there are only two types of stand-up specials now. The ones where you tell an unfunny story about a personal tragedy or ones where you attack trans women and bitch about cancel culture.

I’m glad it’s okay to admit liking Avatar now.

No sir, I don’t like it. 

Bob is definitely my #1 TV dad. #2 is a tie between Carl Winslow and Uncle Phil.

You put a gun to my head and told me to name a Taylor Swift song that would be very rude. 

I would simply not party with a guy who is famous for raping and human trafficking.