Her gun should be “if she was a politician she wouldn’t have gone to jail for insider trader”. Look at me I’m the next Samantha Bee so suck it y’all!

Snoop Dogg sure loves his weed which is funny for some reason 

Never seen the show but I assume it is about pro wrestler and killer Santa Claus, Bill Goldberg. 

Maybe after all these decades they should give Star Peace a chance.

This means Kingdom Hearts is real!?! The theological implications are staggering!!!

I know it’s too early for Oscar speculation but I think Poopies is a lock for next year’s Best Supporting Actor for his captivating work in the motion picture Jackass Forever. 

I like the show where she voices the clown lady and hangs out with a talking shark. 

They should have a category for best background show while you do something else because silence makes you uncomfortable. 

Games on the phone can be fun but remember to stop and smell the roses from time to time.

Boy y’all have a lot of comments about this lady I’m not really familiar with but I’m proud of you all!

Goodness gracious! I think it might be easier to write articles about who isn’t in Oppenheimer. 

Thank you for this content. 

Remember that scene in A Ghost Story where Rooney Mara ate an entire pie?

Jesus! Bruce Willis ain’t dead yet. 

I like the band PUP. 

At what point do you have enough money that you don’t need to scam your audience? 

I’m beginning to think method acting is just an excuse to be an asshole. 

Even after the allegations?

The best April Fools joke was director Adam Wingard releasing an amazing soundtrack for a fictional sequel to The Guest.

Did they apologize for their transphobic nickname for the Transformer movies yet?