Here’s a tip: If you wait long enough Sony will eventually give this away for free or very close to free like they did with the first one. 

That’s cool you like jacking off to video game feet. Never been a foot guy either real or digital but whatever floats your boat. 

I caught video of the scammer

Oy! Someone done nicked me ape!

Someone tweeted that you could beat the entirety of Resident Evil 8 before the game lets you access the open world. That sounds exhausting. 

Maybe they should climb a watch tower and scan the horizon for potential buyers to pop up on their map.

That’s cool you wrote all that I was just thinking of that song, “Short People Got No Reason to Live”. Also it’s a joke response because that song is about how silly prejudices are.

Randy Newman cancelled? 

John Cena is the best invisible actor since Claude Rains.

Spoilers: We’re all underpaid. 

I treat Chevy Chase like you treat a racist elderly relative. You kinda just ignore it because you ain’t going to change them and they are going to die soon. 

The video game movie no one wanted with a cast no one wanted is getting bad reviews? Well slap my mamma and give my dog a pickle! I for one am shocked and outraged!

I’m beginning to think this Chappelle guy is an asshole. 

Stupid fucking question I’m sure but what exactly does a CEO do that makes them worth ridiculous amounts of money and that they constantly fail upwards? 

“Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down” - Oscar Wilde

Cool beans! I think I’m just going to watch AEW Dynamite and play some Dying Light 2 instead. 

It’s like Wordle but fecal based we call it Turdle. 

I was going to say at least they aren’t selling NFTs but then I remembered they literally sold jpegs of space ships. 

Good zombie stuff always rises to the top. It’s just that there is so much zombie garbage that it feels overplayed. 

I’m going to pretend this is a series based on the Aubrey Plaza zomcom Life After Beth.