John Cena is the best invisible actor since Claude Rains.

Spoilers: We’re all underpaid. 

I treat Chevy Chase like you treat a racist elderly relative. You kinda just ignore it because you ain’t going to change them and they are going to die soon. 

The video game movie no one wanted with a cast no one wanted is getting bad reviews? Well slap my mamma and give my dog a pickle! I for one am shocked and outraged!

It’s going to be funny in a year when Larry David turns out to right about not wanting to invest in crypto. 

I’m beginning to think this Chappelle guy is an asshole. 

Stupid fucking question I’m sure but what exactly does a CEO do that makes them worth ridiculous amounts of money and that they constantly fail upwards? 

“Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down” - Oscar Wilde

Cool beans! I think I’m just going to watch AEW Dynamite and play some Dying Light 2 instead. 

It’s like Wordle but fecal based we call it Turdle. 

Damn that’s a good Booster Gold! Guess I’m going to have to watch Legends. 

One of these days I will get that Booster Gold show.

I was going to say at least they aren’t selling NFTs but then I remembered they literally sold jpegs of space ships. 

Good zombie stuff always rises to the top. It’s just that there is so much zombie garbage that it feels overplayed. 

I’m going to pretend this is a series based on the Aubrey Plaza zomcom Life After Beth. 

WHO DEY!!!

I like to...
Party with my peeps
Cruise ‘n creep
Playin’ three card monte on these crazy streets
Straight hustler, I’m gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick the pocket on a midget
Slick shyster, The pest-meister
Livin’ life in Miami’s Vice
“Myah see, nobody messin’ with the frog, see
Where’s your Messiah now?”
Na na…

LOL that dipshit wore a tux to a podcast. 

Beginning to think I only really liked Kristen Bell on Veronica Mars. Please don’t tell me she was great on The Good Place. I did not care for that show.

I have willingly listened to Neil Young which puts him miles ahead of post NewsRadio Joe Rogan.