Anyone with half a brain should have known the Beanie Baby bubble was going to burst. Now excuse me while I take out a loan so I can convert it to Ethereum that I can use to buy a Betty White Memorial Bored Ape NFT.

Glad they seem to be keeping in the neighborhood and not doing a road trip movie. Usually the secondary characters get screwed in these movies and become glorified cameos. Looking at you Beavis and Butt-Head Do America and The Simpsons Movie.

Seems like a good way to get a vacation if you’re one of those streamers that are insanely popular without pissing off the psycho fans that freak out if you miss a day. 

Not going to see this ever but I did enjoy Jessica Chastain in The Eyes of Tammy Faye.

I liked Days Gone it had fun and would have loved what they could have done with a sequel on the PS5. Yeah the story was cheesy and maybe it wasn’t technically as polished as Ghosts of Tsushima, Spider-Man, or Last of Us Part 2 but I had fun blasting Freakers in a Walking Dead meets Sons of Anarchy post-apocalyptic…

Time Loop episodes are nice but I always like the “Asylum” episodes. You know where the main character wakes up in a psychiatric hospital and told everything they’ve experienced up to that point has been part of their delusion.

It’s gross, stupid, and probably won’t come to fruition but I get it. You see all those easy marks talking about how much they spent on those ugly ape jpegs and you think how can I get a slice of that pie. I imagine most gaming companies see NFTs as another way to hook whales similar to how F2P games make their…

All the TERFs bending over backwards to say how it isn’t fair while trying not to directly say they think men are smarter than women. 

That’s a lot of pizzas My Very Educated Mother has to buy. 

So dumb question from someone who doesn’t and will never watch this show: Did they know that Chris Noth was a creep before they killed him off or is it a happy accident? I got to assume it’s the inciting incident for the series but man did they ever dodge a bullet and was always going to happen whether or not Noth was…

I always thought Detective Munch was the Where’s Waldo of TV characters. 

Shocked Turnstile made the list. I really dug Every Time I Die’s new album but would have been even more shocked if that made your list. 

Don’t forget Oprah used her insanely popular daytime talk show to give Jenny McCarthy a platform for her Antivaxxer bullshit.

I’m angry you didn’t pick the music I like!!! 

Have we heard from Frank Caliendo yet? He must be taking it very hard. 

People who aren’t me have different opinions on video games. That shit is crazy!

I’m pretty high right but this is still a killer idea: What if they do Ace Ventura 3 and he has to fight Joe Exotic but then they team up to take on Carol Baskins? Then the after credits stinger is you find out Scott Evil from the Austin Powers movies was pulling the strings the entire time.

So are you Grifter or the Mark? I assume you’re what they call in pro wrestling a smark in that you know it’s all bullshit but you give them your money anyway.

Kotaku is staffed entirely of people with a Right Click Mentality. You mock us but some day my Gaping Ape NFT will be worth millions. 

I haven’t bought an Activision Blizard game since Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2. Don’t think that’s going to change anytime soon.