So dumb question from someone who doesn’t and will never watch this show: Did they know that Chris Noth was a creep before they killed him off or is it a happy accident? I got to assume it’s the inciting incident for the series but man did they ever dodge a bullet and was always going to happen whether or not Noth was…

I always thought Detective Munch was the Where’s Waldo of TV characters. 

Shocked Turnstile made the list. I really dug Every Time I Die’s new album but would have been even more shocked if that made your list. 

Don’t forget Oprah used her insanely popular daytime talk show to give Jenny McCarthy a platform for her Antivaxxer bullshit.

I’m angry you didn’t pick the music I like!!! 

Have we heard from Frank Caliendo yet? He must be taking it very hard. 

LOL we’re all going to die. 

People who aren’t me have different opinions on video games. That shit is crazy!

I’m pretty high right but this is still a killer idea: What if they do Ace Ventura 3 and he has to fight Joe Exotic but then they team up to take on Carol Baskins? Then the after credits stinger is you find out Scott Evil from the Austin Powers movies was pulling the strings the entire time.

So are you Grifter or the Mark? I assume you’re what they call in pro wrestling a smark in that you know it’s all bullshit but you give them your money anyway.

Kotaku is staffed entirely of people with a Right Click Mentality. You mock us but some day my Gaping Ape NFT will be worth millions. 

I haven’t bought an Activision Blizard game since Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1+2. Don’t think that’s going to change anytime soon. 

The only light show I need from a Tesla is it randomly bursting into flames. 

It didn’t close it just ruined their chance at happiness by perpetuating the pointless cycle of revenge.

How huge were the nippers they used? 

That’s by design well actually I think crypto was originally invented to buy drugs and child pornography online. 

Weird sex pest. 

Where is Bugs Bunny with a saw when you need him?

Breaking news! CapnDrBeefartz69 signed with Viacom to help launch the return of Spike TV as the first NFT cable channel for guys. He will also executive produce a reboot of the Spike TV animated series Gary the Rat.

Did they replace Middleditch yet?