Remember that year when everyone was all buddy buddy with Sean Spicer at the Emmys? 

Do you think Clint Eastwood got asked about the MCU on his press junket for Cry Macho? 

That’s because the game after Ragnarok will finally have the showdown we all want. Xenu vs Kratos!

That reminds me what’s the death count for the Qatar World Cup in 2022 is up to 6500 migrant worker fatalities. So please nobody watch that shit. 

Even if it aired as is it still wouldn’t be CBS’s worst reality show. That honor has to go to Kid Nation where they broke children labor laws and a kid accidentally drank bleach.

I think it is funny how all the right wingers now got to pretend that they always loved Nicki Minaj and her music. 

That’s just sad. If you’ve ever been the star of your own Sega Genesis boxing game you should not be fighting in 2021. Mike Tyson is 55 and had an NES game, dude should be fighting either.

They are replacing Alan Wake with Jake from State Farm. 

Every so often my friends and I will check out GTA Online get completely overwhelmed, then bored after fucking around for an hour or less, then we play something else.  

There is a Hollywood urban legend that Tim Burton actually directed Mystery Men but hated it so much that he refused to take credit for it. Rather than use Alan Smithee as the director credit they used Kinka Usher despite having never directed a movie before and being an assistant camera operator.

So for the Star Citizen defenders will there ever be a finished product that I can buy on Steam or wherever? Before you jump on me by finished I mean there is something called Star Citizen that I can buy and play that resembles a game and not some sort of bare bones beta that feels like a tech demo.

Venom fears Michael Myers

No Rocko’s Modern Life or Two Angry Beavers.

I’m kinda done with Naughty Dog after Last of Us 2. It was a technically impressive but the story rubbed me the wrong way. It’s the same reason I quit watching The Walking Dead because at some point it turned into misery porn and I didn’t need that in my life. This shit just makes me more incline to not buy their next…

I think if we lived in a world where a GTA VI was teased several years ago we would have another silly Saints Row game. There’s a big GTA sized hole that ain’t being filled by endless GTA Online DLC and somebody has to fill it just like how the original Saints Row came to be in the gap between San Andreas and GTA IV. A…

I agree and this comes from a guy that has seen both Glenn Danzig’s Verotika and every Neil Breen movie.

Wonder Woman ‘84 literally ruined my Christmas. I’m being dead serious. 2020 was a lousy year and watching a big budget super hero spectacle felt like a return to normalcy even if it was from the comfort of my own home and not a theater. Wonder Woman ‘84 being total crap just felt like the final kick in the nuts from…

Do you think he’s really friends with Cookie Monster? 

As someone who watches Jeopardy regularly I think LeVar Burton was set up to fail by being preempted in a lot of markets because of the Olympics and only getting one week. That said his cadence wasn’t right for Jeopardy and it didn’t feel like a great fit but given an extra week he probably would have found his rhythm.…

He was only given a week and was pre-empted in many markets by the Olympics. LeVar was set up to fail.