Spoilers: WWE has and will always be racist. You got Apollo Crews acting like a Cum Town character, they got one of the best wrestlers in the world Akira Tozawa dressing up like a ninja and doing stupid comedy skits, still doing sushi is gross jokes in 2021, and they have fired pretty much every openly gay male…

Aaron Rodgers was better. 

Only the super popular streamers, who I never heard of because I’m old, must have got the memo because all my chill retro streamers and various art weirdos are still doing their thing on Twitch.

I’m imagining if the retro streamers I mostly watch had fucked up drama with their channels. It’s just chill vibes of dudes and ladies playing games for fun and the biggest drama is whether Zelda 2 is a good game. For the record Zelda 2: The Adventure Link kicks ass and if you disagree I accept your opinion. 

I hate this movie so I’ll give it our lowest score a C -

I think it is a universal law that if you are an anti-vaxxer and get Covid we have to make fun of you even if you die.

No questions about Wayne? Love that show but I’m thinking we ain’t getting a second season.

I’d like to think he remembered that evil super boy movie he produced and was like “oh that kinda sucked let’s do a giant mind controlling intergalactic starfish instead”.

I didn’t read the article but I assume it’s because you’re boycotting all things Ubisoft too because they are just as bad as Blizzard Activision?

Ben Schwartz has the worst taste in friends. 

It seems less fun knowing Bill was pals with Epstein and probably did way worse. 

Who knew Aretha Franklin accidentally halved her sister in a playful machete fight or that she never paid for drugs...not once. 

What even is modern South Park now? 

If you’ve never seen a comedy that hits with an audience on the big screen then you wouldn’t understand. 

What does it take for a movie to dip below C-?

I hope in the next movie J. Jonah Jameson demands NFTs of Spider-Man.

Missed that part of that in the new Mario Golf.

I hope the animation is actually decent but it’s adult animation so it’ll look like Rick and Morty or Family Guy. 

Going to be honest I’m still not entirely sure what Roblox is because I’m an old. 

They really need to get rid of Jost and Che if SNL is ever going to be funny again.