I didn’t know there was a black Superman but now that I know he exist I would watch a show where Michael B. Jordan plays him. 

Remember when Fabio got nailed in the face by a goose while riding a roller coaster? 

I prefer Dead Space 2 but I’m excited for this. I guess it’s like how people argue over which is better Alien or Aliens and it all comes down to personal taste. We can all agree that Dead Space 3/Alien 3 are both kinda terrible. 

I was thinking I should boycott Activision Blizzard but I realized that I haven’t played Diablo 3 in years, bounced from WoW almost a decade ago, don’t care for RTS games, and didn’t like Overwatch. The last Activision game I played was that remake of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1 and 2, really fun you should buy a used copy,…

I’m sure it’s been debunked but I like the story that the Trump-Bot was a mostly built Hillary-Bot they quickly and sloppily modified to resemble Trump. 

I found watching a Taiwanese horror movie while coming down on shrooms and randomly checking Twitter at 3 AM is what worked for me. I was casually looking to get a PS5 for several months by following Wario 64, Cheap Gamer, and few other similar accounts on Twitter and just got extremely lucky one Friday night in April.…

Phase 1: Rich assholes barely go into space

People are so upset about the new Space Jam. I would care but it’s a movie for children and the original Space Jam sucked but I was too young to know better. This doesn’t seem any more gross than Ralph Breaks the Internet.  

Was anyone going in thinking the new Space Jam was going to possibly good? I want to see a cringe inducing train wreck of corporate synergy run amok.

The real final boss is Dan Schneider and he is a master at Footsies. 

Several years ago that would have pissed me off. Now I’m all you paid for the game play how you want to who gives a shit.

We love Funko Pops! don’t we folks. They aren’t hideous things taking up space in comic book stores and used games stores. No sir I don’t think they look stupid and ugly at all and not counting down the days they go the way of the Beanie Baby. 

I wonder if anyone tried to launder money through Beanie Babies back in the day. 

I would love a biographical Roger Corman series. The episode on how Corman filmed Little Shop of Horrors in two days would be amazing. 

It’s clearly aimed at literal children. So I blame the parents for not teaching them ACAB. 

The best gummy made by slave labor you can buy. 

The only memes I’ve seen so far are from the hat and coffin flop sketches. Swing and a miss. 

Aren’t the massive wars what you want to entice new players? How many people joined EVE back in the day because they read a Goonswarm thread about how they need new recruits for the war effort on Something Awful?

I love EVE Online stories but I have no desire to ever play.

Do you think if I show up at Vin Diesel’s home and perform all my cool karate moves he will put me in the next Fast and Furious?