I think it’s appropriate. Both Kim K and Ariana Grande darken their skin to look more like a POC for the perceived social benefits. This is akin to white minstrels who wanted to indulge in the culture of blacks with a wink and nod that they were not actually black. Or, quite simply, “Rather to reign in hell than serve…

Sandwiches (general favorites, best specific sandwich ever eaten, unusual toppings, etc.)

Her?

Tiffany?

Teachers wouldn’t be walking at graduation anyway.

Why did Melania and Ivanka dress all in black? That’s not necessary. Did they think they were going to a funeral? Ivanka looks like she’s trying to pose as the Madonna, while Melania looks like she’s about to be walked to her own execution.

Also I think we need a shade court ruling on the Pope’s gift of a letter he authored about protecting the environment from climate change.

They make excellent leverage when used to remind a young teen that any missteps with their new smartphone will result in a flip phone. When you’re a parent, there’s nothing as fun as taking your middle-schooler to Sprint and saying loudly across the room “Oooh! Look at this flip phone, honey? What about this one?” The…

Wait so is Reese not playing that woman in a movie? They’re just matching on accident?!?

This was the first time in many a Bachelor/ette season I did not fast forward through a single thing. I have nothing new to add to this discussion except my favorite (non litigator) quote of the night: As a medical professional, I would order a pysch consult for him. 

“If every person was guaranteed exactly what we want, we would all probably have a main squeeze, as well as several fuck buddies, or random hookups.”

Good lord. I’m going to keep my children at home and sit on them until we all die of old age.

Dolphins in the wild have been photographed beating up a puffer fish to get high and masturbating on turtle shells.

This may just be my existential despair talking, but most of the time I feel like nothing she could have done would have made a difference. We still would have ended up with the Cheeto in Chief because everybody is sexist and racist and life is terrible and we’re all going to die. 

And what am I? Chopped liver?

i love all trash reality tv so i am here for this

I’d do the same, but I’m pretty sure the IUD string would hang out of one of my nostrils.

Depends on the baby. I guess they didn’t want to get into “by the way, your baby may in fact scramble around for hours on end like a crazed racoon stuck in a recycling bin.”