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Because child abuse is funny to you? Because it was so bad she got to adopt her brother?

Well, she’s never been pregnant before so she probably didn’t realize how taxing it could be.

My thoughts exactly. I’m guessing that you are like me in terms of relishing time with purrbuckets. I wish that my cats could text me when my husband and I take weekend trips.

 That Jennifer Garner story is missing important facts! Like what kind of kitties did she hang out with? Which ones did she give head skritches to, how many gently headbutted her (out of love, of course), and which ones demanded belly rubs? Were there wrasslin’ kitties, just like there are in my living room right this

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Just remember, we’re all breathing the same atmosphere as Dolly Parton, so in a way, we’re all royalty.

Great news, but let’s see if they’re convicted.

He probably eats mayonnaise on his salads in place of dressing.

Yeah but coal mining is pretty sweet if you own a coal mining company.

Well to be fair, the Democrats are to blame - they passed a much better bill than the GOP could ever come up with.

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

Why can’t we just get a white wine emoji?? Is that too much to ask???

In the interest of not piling on to Major, I want to point out to you that I’m 38 and was 3 years old when this happened; I have never heard of the incident. It’s stretching the definition of younger folk that don’t know about this.

I wrote this elsewhere a few days ago, I’ll do it here too: Let’s rank the Disney Renaissance movies!!

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

He has diarrhea of the face

Resting rich face.