Certain sea slugs excrete mixture of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid. Clearly this should be expected to wash off when Bannon takes his annual bath.

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?

Interesting, I thought this was more of a “Chad” kind of move.

I mean, he’s not wrong. It’s super hard to grow a bigger dick.

Well a swamp provides ecological benefits and has a reason to exist.

The real question is: what does Kellyanne Conway owe to Feminism? Before first-wave feminism women weren’t allowed into universities and law schools. Before second-wave feminism her chances of being let into those schools would still have the been slim. Once out, she wouldn’t have gotten anywhere NEAR the White House…

Someone hates fun.

Yeah, just like I’m on a temporary break from working out.

Whatever, I still live for the hot takes from the Ohio State Lantern: this just in—Michigan sucks.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

I’m right there with you. And I’ve never faked an orgasm because it’s counterproductive.

When the people don’t get bread, the crumbs are loaves.

“Buy Ivanka’s stuuuuuuuuuuff”

During the last bomb threat, there was a Hartford Courant photo of freezing, wet children huddling in towels outside my local JCC. They had jumped out of the pool and run straight to a designated spot outside. So every time I see news of another antisemitic incident, I picture chubby little girls in arm floaties and…

If that 3rd cover is an actual swimsuit, then the rotisserie chicken I bought earlier this week had the same one.

I think it suggests that everybody is different and has different experiences with marriage and with everything else.

I can’t wait for Lamp Falcor and Plaza Atlantic to be born.

If you’re an actual in demand, pretty well known porn star and people try and pull this shit, imagine how bad it is for nobodies.

please dont have posted that.