Why when I can get a kegerator?

I doubt her copyright would hold up in court because I'm sure some other asshole has said that before she did

And you'll die sooner than me…

Nothing at Panda Express tastes delicious

"these sick beats" what does that even mean?

He already did a film with Kevin James. It was called Hitch

Damn! Facts torpedoed my pithy comeback

Can't be more offensive than the original

Donald Trump?
Hilary Clinton?
Barack Obama?

Judging by awards shows, The Wire is far worse than all of those shows.

She never was….Shamaylanded

OJ's Kitschfest over Outcast? That's some bullshit

Here come the Barbers with their whinging.

And Jar Jar is everywhere too, huh?

Nope. Her leading men were The Anakins. How many films have they been in?

Have you never heard of Punkd?

There's two right there. Swagger is better in the ring. The Vaudevillains are better over all as well.

Actually, it is pretty easy to train people to perform certain behaviors. You have heard of conditioning, have you not?

Sadly withdrawn

Could be worse. Her Star Wars leading men have no careers to speak of any more